So maybe this is a bit of an old man rant but I feel like every time I go for a walk I have to think of my dimensions more than most. There’s always something in my view up top like a branch I have to dodge or a plant attempting to stab me with vines or whatever. I get it, you have to landscape for most traffic that comes through, but it gets annoying when you are at the store being asked for high up stuff and on your way home nobody pays enough attention to how tall you are when you’re not able to reach something.
I was trying to think of a product to sell on this post and I think this works great: a pair of scissors. Just don’t get caught, especially if you don’t know anything about cutting random branches and plants.

Landscaping is not cheap, either, and if you want me to do it I have issues with that task as mowers are not made for alien figures like I have. I have better results with a weed eater, or whatever they call that in Oregon nowadays. A weed whacker maybe, dunno my last one I tried having shipped here got stolen off a truck in Portland.
Hope to keep updating the site but today wanted to keep it light because the politics of the day have everyone tired and pissed off already.
-Brandon
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